Interestingly enough, my first boyfriend was completely prohibited from having any junk food as a kid: no processed cheese, no canned soup, no cookies, no lemonade, etc. I have never seen someone so excited to have a grilled cheese sandwich with Campbell's tomato soup for lunch.

Obviously this person should stay in the relationship as the smug sense of superiority they get over their partner is more than enough to sustain them.

I couldn't marry someone with completely different eating patterns since we'd be eating together every day and raising kids together - I'd never want to have to explain why daddy doesn't have to eat green beans but Jr. does.

I should really write a Why Can't We Not Google When People Tell Us "Don't Google' Post. WHY CAN'T WE JUST HEED THE WARNING!

AM I DOING IT RIGHT?!?!?!

Are baby hairs having a moment? As a latina, I have them and I loathe them...is she TRYING to have them?

Although I think this girl wad raped, I was confused by this wording: "As the two began having sex"...they weren't having sex; he was assaulting her. I don't understand why it was phrased that way. I can see why you might have been confused.

Genius!

I'm also wondering how he knows they're having sex in the pool if they're doing it when he's not home.

so my dad and stepmom( I am almost 40), have a hot tub. I had done a ton of work for them and they suggested I get in and relax. My fiancé and I head over to it and we're just sitting. Like NORMAL RESPECTFUL NOT FUCKING IN A SEMI PUBLIC PLACE PEOPLE. Anyhow my stepmom comes out and says " your father and I love it in…

I haven't seen that movie in forever, so I just watched the scene. There are so many terrible, wonderful things about that scene. Let me list them (feel free to add your own):

awwww HAMBURGERS !!!!

Butters! Are you posting on Reddit again?

I had sex in a pool once and it was not pleasant. The chlorinated water worked as anti-lubricant. I mean, we finished, but once is enough.

We're driving in the car and of course I text and drive

"We're driving in the car and of course I text and drive,"

She was probably texting something about how dangerous vaccines are for children.

One of his dealbreakers is wearing a fedora...but that could be because he's the only one alllowed?

Her LinkedIn profile is pretty telling. She went from Assistant Marketing Manager to Director of Corporate Communications....and has "Model" on her profile.