Folksy baseball pregame things that are getting really tiresome:

Side note : Van Exel in his prime was a really fun player to watch

This is the correct take...for $21 there better be 2-3 lbs. of lobstah up in that bitch

NCAA: “Hold my beer”

I love horse racing, but it’s getting harder and harder to justify its continued existence.

Balls on the chin would have been worse

Dellin Betances: Hold my beer

a relatively paltry one-year, $18 million qualifying offer

What a great story. Let the love of the game reign.

So much to unpack here...mainly, who is Alan Williams and is his nickname really “Big Sauce” (and, if so, why?)

Blass is absolutely an old (often hilarious) curmudgeon,  but I know for a fact that as a great teammate to Clemente, Al Oliver, Jackie Hernandez, Dave Cash and others he’s no racist

Was at the game...really odd that the game stopped with no explanation for about 10 minutes. My friend and I thought it was because Strasburg was in the clubhouse dropping a deuce, but then they announced an umpire change.

Better strippies

Why can’t the kicker and punter be the same guy? Because it’s too tiring? No, the fatass O-Linemen play 50+ snaps in the trenches. Too specialized? Really...? It’s kicking a fucking football two (!!) different ways!

A fat man with quick hands

Wehner’s career - 4 HR’s (“Rock 4")

But, but, freedum!

No votes for anyone because no one chose pancakes. Idiots.

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I will write in Dietrich many, many times...the guy is a gem, and he’s absolutely raking