Meh

Rookies.

Thank you.

This has got to be truly horrifying for Davis. While never (at least professionally) a high average hitter, he’s probably been mashing baseballs for like 25 years since he was a little leaguer and now this. Perhaps he’s the Steve Blass of hitters...

How about this less pejorative headline from The Root?

it’s more like a giant meat curly fry.

Here we go...it’s “that guy” again.

If you mixed no-alcohol and extra together would the result be regular Pabst?

Really? How do YOU know who is telling the truth?

But are there sandwiches?

“Looks like we found semen and fecal matter in the victim’s ear canal”

So many pieces to this wonderful story:

I’m certainly not a Cardinals fan, but are we really doing this again, Deadspin?

A la “The Decision” the fan just announced that he will be “taking his talents” to Fenway Park

Defenses aren’t giving Guy any room to shoot. Watch how tight he’s being faceguarded every possession. He’s also having trouble without Salt in there setting high screens.

Fellow Wahoo. I’d describe last night as excruciating. How the fuck do we miss 13 of 14 shots at one point?

This one time, at band camp...

Like most sane people,  I have zero fucks to give with respect to the Jussie Smollett story

So Oriole...down 3-0 a mere 16 pitches into the game

Talk about burying the lede...People want to go watch major league baseball! They even stand in line to do it!