The stove is so fucking broken.

Dear U.S. soccer fans,

Sizzlin’ hawt taek...probably correct too

+1 nut in your eye

I mean, if I was the Jets coach I’d be doing a lot of meth too...

Goodbye, Newman.

There’s a thing called a “transfer portal”? WFT NCAA?

If the J-E-T-S are hoping to go 7-9 they should have just hired Jeff Fisher

I think I voted for Dee Dee Megadoodoo as 2018 Deadspin Name of the Year winner

The College Football Coaching Carousel Is Busted

If anything he’s the ONLY Jet GM to find a QB since Namath!

PG also

So you’re saying Snyder had a deal and went back on his word....interesting

--Playing their third game in five days, the Eutectics lost by 24; Brown said they just “ran out of gas.”

It’s almost as if the ball was light as a feather coming out of Curry’s hands...

I’ve got $20 on a ladder and Christmas lights being involved. Most dangerous activity ever.

True, but then he’d get lynched when the team traveled to St. Louis which I guess would offset that.

Came here to say this, but you said it much better.

R.I.P, D.E.D!

A little late to the party here...I’m having trouble coming up with a witty Delonte West comment