You’ve underestimated the delusional nature of Washington fans. More like: “Listen, if Josh Johnson can play like that in the remaining three games, the Skins could go 9 and 7, and in this league that might be good enough for a wild card spot I’m thinking Super Bowl!” #franchiseQB

See, also, Jets. Can’t even tank correctly.

#slownewsday?

Also: water wet, bears shit in woods

I hear Melo’s available...

That is some executive level insanity being spewed in Lynchburg. I hope UVA (and everyone else on the Flames schedule) pounds them severely for years to come. 

Was it smallpox?

In other words, a brief sojourn in STL before Goldy is in pinstripes in 2020

The NFL had their best investigators on the case:

But you always end up trying the Marriott sausage gravy, hoping it’s better than those shitty-ass waffles and the “cheesy eggs”

To paraphrase a popular wypipo movie : “Everyone is now dumber for having read your post”

Well, in your case HC, the trash company probably doesn’t give a shit what you do on your own time

Because The Sanchize!

Close...

Yes, and it’s always that too cute ultra Christian couple

That’s good shit. Props, TJ.

Of course, in order to satisfy that certain subgroup of internet trolls who will then claim his actions were justified.

Probably back on an NFL roster next year...as long as he doesn’t kneel

Apropos of nothing, if you took that mop off her head she’d likely be Rick Scott’s doppleganger

7th grade me says that the “muff” is the best play in football