Dont give up your day job

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Obviously, the Astros employee should get a fastball to the earhole...

What are they playing on, a slip ‘n’ slide?

It looks sketchy, but wasnt intentional IMHO. Machado and Aguilar are buds, and the baseball bro code trumps all.

NHL fan equivalent of name dropping

Two game suspension? Should be two months inside for assault and battery.

Something, something, Papa John

Not pajamas...lounge pants!

Not pajamas...lounge pants!

If true, it really takes a lot of balls to make that statement. Does a guy who dies 10 years before she married H#4 even count as a “brother-in-law” (she could have easily said, “my husband’s late brother” and only sounded slightly less disingenuous.)

I’m 42 and still get fired up for a beer run, far more fired up than is appropriate for someone of my age and health.

Uh oh...looks like the NCAA’s gonna have to put Cleveland State on probation again

No worries. The Knicks will just add another former top 10 pick who flamed out elsewhere to their growing collection.

Also, no.

+1 Ralph Club

This. Was scrolling through the comments hoping someone had the ability to properly analyze the situation.

+1 Muscle Hamster

He’s just in the backfield so he don’t get fined

Blake?