...or maybe when the ball has to go 65+ yards in the air Brissett has the stronger arm for distance?

Hmm...if only there was a serviceable veteran QB out there that the 49ers could sign. Maybe a guy who is familiar with the SF organization? Need to give this some thought.

Either way, my trainer doesn’t like me drinking whiskey.

Matthews was flagged for roughing Alex Smith on yet another play that didn’t look that bad

“Concerned about drowning”?

No, no beer at UVA games (except in the suites). The flask still rules at Scott Stadium.

Well, it actually sounds reasonable if you figure that at Fed Ex he only has to sell about 40 16 oz. beers to reach the $2000 mark....

Yes, these craft beer folks are way too sensitive. You dont see the Hot Pocket people getting offended so easily.

Exactly! From the tee box to a pine box...

Apropos of nothing, I was curious about his father’s MLB stats...he pitched 11 years in the MLB, managing to have an ERA over 5.00 in 8 of them.

Good god, second fiddle would almost be like winning a championship for Jets fans...

As a 40+ year Jets fan shame and embarrassment come with the territory, but this is really unnecessary

If I want to see “two quarterbacks at the same time” I’ll just click on teen threesomes...

Iced Dunkies!

Edwin Edwards: : “The only way I can lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy”

She’s definitely not an English teacher (or, former one for that matter)

For sure, beer snobs will never run out of ways to tell me how I should enjoy my beer...

This story is more appropriate for LIFEHACKER than TAKEOUT.

I’m calling CPS right now.

This: