I’d like to know where William Jenkins was at the time...

I’d like to know where William Jenkins was at the time...

Basketball (Men): Jordan/LeBron (please don’t make me choose)

Wait...what? She owns a weed for dogs business? The only thing whiter that than would be a kale and kombucha for dogs business.

Hate to be a “balk truther” here, but, no, he did not come to a complete (one second) stop.

That’s awesome. I had a German Shepard who could chase a ball for hours non-stop. She probably also would have pooped between home plate and the mound.

+1 Irish goodbye

Head over to The Root for a “lively debate” about raisins in potato salad...

But in Russia cup hoists you!

This list is garbage and you are garbage and your family, and probably your entire lineage, is garbage.

Heard that Talula may settle for a few Pieces of Eight...aaaarrrrrrggggghhh!

For fucks sake, what is it with the anthem and the flag and the heroes and the patriotism crammed down our throats 24/7?

The Cortes reference was a bit of a reach

This is a bad, bad take. 100's and 100's of beers and cant find a single one?

“Clayton should just pee on his back”

MAC parent here...sounds like SFA would absolutely crush Maret, Potomac and Flint Hill...no thanks

Isnt the claim that the Cavs would have hit the game winning shot in that possession (if not for Smith’s mistake) just another variation of the “fallacy of the predetermined outcome”?

This take is so cold I had to get out my fucking parka. That was not a “quick pitch”; AGon was clearly set in the batters box and Jennings simply sped up his DELIVERY to prevent a successful steal of second.

Answer: If Michael Jordan never existed

“Something, something, something, Goose Gossage”