I worked at a department store from 1992-2005, and what I saw people do there (and the aftereffects) would make your skin crawl.

That’s why I bought these to cover all the blank switch panels in my Jeep. Warp speed doesn’t work and self-destruct seems to work even when it’s not pressed.

9 fingers on one hand! I wasn’t aware you could weld them ON in the same fashion you can weld them OFF :D

So he lost a finger but ended up with 9 fingers on his left hand?

i’ve seen someone with 6 fingers on a hand, but never 9.

I wonder where he buys gloves with 9 fingers on one hand

“One of my bosses has 9 fingers on his left hand”

I mean it’s not big but I’m going to Salt Lake City this week for a work trip and I’m really excited because I’ve never been. And SNOW!! I live in CA and I visited philly for christmas thinking I’d see snow...nope, it was warmer there than at home. So SNOWWWW

I am in warehousing and distribution (director of operations). I see many OTR truckers come in that need 45 minutes to back into a bay door. Many of them have no business getting a CDL, but they end up with them a few ways. Some states have a very lax testing process. I have heard Oklahoma is one, but I have no…

A relative of mine just had a wedding anniversary. The husband wrote a post about how lucky SHE was to have married him. Barf!

It is the worst. To me it tastes unbearably sweet.

I have just had Papa John’s pizza for the first time in my life (I’m 31). Why did no one ever warn me how bad this pizza is? I mean, I ate half a pizza because I hadn’t eaten in almost 12 hours and was starving, but damn, is it ever terrible pizza. :(

There are no accidental discharges—only negligent discharges.

The door handles, my lord the door handles. That chrome nonsense peeled on my driver-side as well and didn’t notice until it sliced my finger. The exterior paint has held well over time, but the door handle paint is chipping pretty badly.

it’s not a bad engine, just not as clean as reported.

Wife: I’m broken.

Well, I can’t ever get out of the grey on these damn things it seems like, but what the hell-

I have always driven a stick...I have a VW Jetta wagon and around Xmas 2013, got busted on fwy at 92mph in 65 zone. The CHP guy was a teeny tiny little dude and, being the asshole he was, wrote the ticket “90+”.

This is the tip I hear over and over. I’ll make sure to remind my husband to remind me like you did for your wife. Even though she ignored it. Which I would probably be tempted to do.

It’s interesting where the cars go, even new ones. Want to know what happened to all the much-loved Pontiac Vibe when Pontiac disappeared? Well, Central America was apparently a great spot. I spent a fair amount of time in Honduras and the amount of Vibes there was just bizarre. Got some of the story from a car dealer…