Give him a break, maybe he thought that the Direct Ungravitated Missile Bombardment Attack Satellite System was already public knowledge.

Is this him?

Replacing the entire drivetrain, fuel system, electronics and some of the interior? You're talking five figures here.

Hopefully I’ll get ungrayed. Hope, hope, hope....

Police: Man has pooped on, and in, 19 Akron cars since 2012

This one of my favorites

“Hey why’s the E Train running on schedu- GODDAMIT IT’S DARIUS AGAIN!”

Utah resident here, you speak only true things.

I live in Utah. I understand your qualms.

I’ve lived in Utah for almost 40 years now, and I can tell you people here are horrible when it comes to driving distraction-free. One day, and you may not believe this, I was southbound on I-215 in Salt Lake City, and a woman in a minivan had a hardbacked-novel propped open on her steering wheel. We were both…

I really feel awful for the dealership network. These poor bastards in Service are going to be hammered for ages by angry morons and their misdirected crankiness.. Dingalings with a car worth $8k demanding a full original MSRP refund. People who paid for their unreliable shitbox to be fixed previously demanding full…

And I did manage to take a pic of him next to my collector’s edition game case:

Ooh, I’ve heard good things of Black Flag, even from people who didn’t like the other Assassin’s Creed games.

(I’m grey here but whatever. I need to vent to someone other than my husband.)

Huh, so this is what a terrorist’s nightmare sounds like.

The Pilot G2 07 is the pen of choice. Never trust anyone who uses a 05.

The Pilot G2 07 is the pen of choice. Never trust anyone who uses a 05.

I once cleared an entire creek and landed in a wheat field using a 1500 RAM Hemi, broke my back in two places, then walked home 6 miles. :-/

I really like her boobs.. And body overall.. Very curvy!

I think it’s the fact that the Kardashians are inconsequential and yet have been elevated to their current status by the masses that makes people upset. It makes me upset. If the masses find these assholes even mildly entertaining, then the masses have a laughably, pathetically low intellectual stimulation threshold.…