Now feeling sheepish that Asics are my favorite shoe for jogging.

Roll that beautiful tunneling footage! So glad they took many photos and video of this, it’s amazing to behold.

Also, I haven’t seen this much seersucker on anyone since the Australian Olympic team’s opening ceremony uniforms from the Rio Olympics.

I never know whether to blame Katy for her incredibly awful sartorial decisions or an unnamed, unseen stylist. Either or, she dresses hideously.

The optics of firing missiles and addressing it from your million-dollar vacation estate: priceless.

I doubt it, considering the number of centrist “liberal” C.H.U.D.s saying that they support this because Hillary said she’d do the same during the election.

No pants with buttons is my rule, too. It’s a good rule for comfort. I have no kids but enjoy these columns immensely (especially since I’d like to have kids one day but can’t currently afford it). And, if I ever get pregnant, I’m sure as hell not gonna wear pants with buttons then, either!

My sleeveless blouses from last summer are toast because I cannot get my armpit stink to wash out of the cheap fabrics no matter what I do. I know, I should be wearing cotton and stuff but how many office-appropriate blouses in XL/1X really come in cotton these days?

My mother always called her Genevieve Goiter

Glad you enjoy it! The Pro Bros aren’t even close to my most-despised HGTV hosts, though (Chip and Joanna Gaines are, whose names I can barely type without wincing).

This was beautifully written, thank you Alex.

Where I’m from, we just call them “The Pro Bros.”

Ooooooooooh so glad I scrolled down through the comments, this made it all worth it.

Would get drunk and obnoxious with Miranda Lambert. I don’t even care much for country music, but she can do no wrong.

Neither did yours!

Honestly, I have never seen anyone hate Bernard more than the folks on this here website. No wonder there’ll never be any real, positive, socialist-leaning change in the US (which is precisely what it needs). I’m a leftist woman who’d prefer you spat in my face repeatedly over voting for Hil.

It’d sure be a shame if they were sued into bankruptcy and had to close up shop.

Ok, this is my last comment-to-a-comment I promise, but honestly I would do anything to take the GO and never get on the highways down here again.

Let’s not even get started on how apparently nobody was taught that the post on-ramp acceleration lane is actually for accelerating so that you get up to at least the speed limit before you attempt to merge onto the highway (that is, when traffic isn’t at a standstill). Every morning someone ahead of me tries to…

As someone who drives the 403 & 4o1 twice every single day, thank you— your comment(s) make me feel less like I’m going insane.