The recipe is in this thread (I think).

Christmas list!

As it should be. That shit is obnoxious. "God, you guuuuuys. Can't you take a joke?"

I was a reporter for a small-town newspaper, so I know a lot of volunteer firefighters. They have stories...

Those crash photos are harrowing.

That is disturbing me on levels I didn't think possible for a kitty and a sloth.

My dog is half Border Collie, half Black Lab (so she wants to herd you and hunt you). She's got the smallish, female Border Collie head, and the stocky Lab body, so she looks like a seal pup.

I thought that was just implied. Always.

From now on, I will only choose pets who match my living room accessories.

Yeaaaaaah. Because 12-year-olds have such evolved reasoning skills, especially when it comes to confronting an abusive, naked adult.

Thank-you for all that. I appreciate it.

Thank-you!

Thanks, kitkat. I appreciate that.

She deleted the original tweet. Do you remember what it was?

I say this with the deepest respect: You'd guess wrong.

Like dirt? Oh, please say it's like dirt.

Make it so!

I was at a Henry Rollins show a few years ago, and he talked about how he had spent the previous Thanksgiving at William Shatner's house, watching football and eating (they met when Rollins worked with Shatner on Shatner's album, 'Has-Been'). I about died from happy. And 'Has-Been' is brilliant :)

Thank-you!

I want them to be my Grampas so bad