Dill Pickle Soup. BAM!

Lemme help you with that, honey.

A friend of mine got her doctorate in Archaeology. Her specialty was grains. She went on digs and studied ancient shards of pottery to determine what types of grain the containers had held, and in doing so, helped date the site by the age of the grains.

Cynthia has a bright future

His wedding ring is blinding me.

I don't think he does anymore.

I am breaking up with this show.

I am practically giddy with hope that Huck tortures her.

We fostered the most beautiful, sweetest rescue beagle for 8 months. I loved him; he was great. I will tell you this: They must have fed and/or roofied that dog to get him to sit still long enough for a photo. A good day for a beagle is to run five miles and then kill something.

Weird thing: I adore Sherlock, but I don't really like Cumberbatch. I thought I did, but in watching a great deal of his work, I discovered I didn't. But I will listen to 'Cabin Pressure' until I go deaf. Huh.

I resent Gordon Ramsey for diluting the depth of this word: Those photos are stunning.

That's the most adorable thing I've ever heard. Your mom is the best.

Nothing wrong with that. We all have dreams.

I'm going as the 'One dead Chinese Man for every mile of track.' Canadian Heritage Moments. BAM!

Kinjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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From now on, I will see nothing but Brando.

Lord, that's beautiful.

She seems sort of limited on an unsteady board on the floor. I wonder if there'd be a significant difference if she was doing regular stage-work. I trust all you dancers on Jezebel to be able to answer that :)

And I'm really disappointed I'm starting to like a Katy Perry song. We can't all be winners.