'Video Not Available' is the saddest sentence.

It's not dumb. Child are, cheap breakfast (which is delicious) and you get to go for a walk and look at pretty things. There is a lot to love there.

SmallLand is the best land. It's a super place for kids. The day my son got too tall for SmallLand was a household day of mourning.

We live in a small prairie town and going to IKEA in Calgary was an event. We'd have breakfast, put Little Mister into SmalLand and then hop on over to As-Is for a browse. It was a destination.

'Bring Your Mom to Work' day has never been so adorable. You go, Heidi Mom!

I'm coming to your house for dinner.

Your favourite dish sounds delicious. I lived in New Jersey for awhile and I long for a good cheesesteak to this day. Man, they're good.

Thank you.

That pulled pork breakfast sounds glorious. Want.

Street food is the best food.

Jeal. Ous.

I can't stop watching this...

You've won the war on my heart.

No, sadly, that won't help. I live in a small town on the prairie and Calgary is 45 minutes thataway to the west and I don't get to Edmonton much. (I think Edmonton is fabulous. That place on Whyte with the Po'Boys? Spectacular) My town has naught but Chinese food and steak. But thanks!

You're on fire today.

I have heard that. It makes me sad. I love God Food. DAMN YOU, ALBERTA CATTLE INDUSTRY. Keeping me from delicious pork.

You are winning this war, friend.

'Under the Gunn' slumber party! I will make mojitos and steak sandwiches.

No, there is a special Hell for people who talk in the theatre and take advantage of a young girl traded as payment for ridding a village of bad guys. Good bible.

So, worth it, then?