Yeah, my brother 'filled out' as well. The very few times I see him, I bite my tongue. But what is going on in my head is pure evil.

Wait. It's not...?

Oh, you girls keep me young.

When did he have time for golf?

She assumed the answer was in the affirmative when the horse didn't say "Neigh."

I don't think you sound like a dick. Some people are naturally thin. Doesn't stop our parents from fucking us up.

Best gif.

Yay for your brother! Good luck to him with his lifestyle changes.

Your husband is a keeper.

That is fucked up. I am pissed-off on your behalf.

That's probably healthiest and safest for you. I'm sorry it turned out this way, though.

I'm really happy you have a good relationship with food :) How's your sister?

Your poor cousin. ACLs hurt enough as it is without that crap.

Oh, man.

Holy moly. That's monstrous. I'm so sorry.

'Vanity Project' is an excellent way to put it.

Fuuuuuuck. I'm so sorry.

Holy shit, indeed :(

We could be related. My dad sent us a rocking chair after I had my son. It arrived broken. When I told my dad, he asked, "Did it break when you sat in it? Hahahaha!"

So very, very much.