My twentieth wedding anniversary is next year and I am seriously wishing Sam could come emcee the event and dance his little tucous off between appetizers.

I like her.

I like her.

The first rule of finding yourself in a hole? Stop digging.

I've had this irrational Jude Law hate for... ever. That gif has changed all that.

Print it. Sign it. I'll buy it. BUT I WILL NOT PAY SHIPPING.

He's probably supplying parasitic 'friends' with drugs as well, upping his daily expenditure. Well-supplied addicts always attract scroungers.

Nailed it.

My pony's reaction...

Given his username, apparently the aristocrats in his country are really into Pokemon. Now there's an aristocratic pursuit.

As always, I'd like to buy you a beer.

It's pretty much the textbook definition of vigilantism :) All it needs is a picture of Batman to make it complete.

If he keeps telling us how stupid we are, he feels smarter.

Karma

And then they gave him a cookie.

ME TOO

That one was kind of awesome, actually.

Pfft. Is that all? I mean, good for her, but it's no billion.

Well, that was annoying.

My neighbor has dachshunds. You can't even introduce new shit next door without hearing about it. Forever.