I always give cash because I hate shopping and am fundamentally lazy. Either that or I shoot the wedding (because I am a photographer and I love working for free) but that's just for family. Luckily, we're running out of marriageable siblings and cousins, because I am sick of it.

You did an awesome thing. The rest of those people suck.

I may never eat Nutella again.

It is indeed his mother's birth year, and it's incorrect because the kid can't Google and nobody in his entourage is going to risk their meal ticket by telling the little prince he's wrong about something.

Seems like a whole lot of bullshit to me

The Bear and Kilt was the favourite pub of a friend off mine who passed away last year. He totally would have gone with me to stalk Kiefer Sutherland.

Ask a kid in 1912 how to find a Wikipedia article on Sir Walter Rawleigh and you'd get blank stares

Best of luck to your fella from me! It's a fine thing he's doing. Sincerely.

If I had a box of Thin Mints, I'd be showing the world, too.

I bet Barbie never slept so good :)

I know, right? The history of how women deal with their periods is fascinating. I read that prostitutes throuought the years would stuff cotton up inside their vaginas so they could keep working. I remember thinking, "What if they couldn't get it all out?"

It was a pre-80's thing, before pads had and adhesive strip on the bottom. Women wore belts and the pads had hooks they connected to. This is one that's a hundred years old :)

How do we know the lady with high-pitched voice and video camera isn't standing there with a meat cleaver, and the dog is, in actuality, afeared for its life, not a bath? HOW DO WE KNOW?

Our lab/border collie cross is a little Houdini and can get herself out of the yard if you don't close the gate juuuuuuuuust right.

Then you got a whole lotta girls on this board who would like to get, um, on board. The TARDIS. You cheeky monkey.

Whenever I'm in the middle of a dream I'm digging and I wake up, I always try and talk myself back to sleep. "Go to sleep, Tobes! You can do it. Sleeeeeeeeeeep. It's Paul Gross. PAUL GROSS."

It usually is :)

Awesome.

It's like an unholy merging of Disney Princesses and Jem & The Holograms, Original 80's Edition.

And they have to look good on the commemorative tea towels. That's non-negotiable.