My son was born long before the advent of the digital camera, much less the camera phone. If I had a baby today, I'd take a hundred pictures a day.

I'll send my teenager over. That'll knock the urge right outta you.

Stuff like this always makes me feel like a giant failure as a parent. I couldn't even be arsed to take a picture of my kid on the first day of each school year, next to the tree he planted in grade one to mark his (and the tree's) growth. That tree is reeeeeeallllly big now. Really big.

Now I'm all crying and stuff...

Oh. My. Word.

The Cory Monteith tribute episode of Glee is going to be insufferable. And I say that as someone who is genuinely sad at his passing.

I kinda posted the same thing. Dang.

Those? Are NOT 'friends'. They need a knuckle sammich.

Hand to God, at first glance I thought Amanda Bynes wanted a 'grill' like a BBQ grill. To grill steaks. Because I'm from Alberta and that's the only context in which we use 'grill'.

I believe Americans are given a per diem as well (please correct me if I'm wrong). I meant that (I think) Canadians are restricted from profiting by publishing a book or the like. Sorry for not being clear :)

That would be Canada.

You angel.

I said to my husband, "I can't wait until she gets out of the house and starts telling us all about how she's the real victim." She's already started, whining about the blonde jokes that are directed her way. Because that's completely the same thing.

I said this in another thread about someone else, but it applies here as well: She ain't pretty, she just looks that way.

The first person Little Miss 'Go Make Some Rice' has to face after her inevitable eviction is Julie Chen.

Aw, thanks.

I was in for a week. Emergency c-section, then the baby was severely jaundiced and not nursing/taking a bottle and not urinating or pooping. It was just swell.

She ain't pretty, she just looks that way.

And she's putting the show money into trust funds for her daughters' educations/futures. And that wedding dress was to die for. Lohan and Amanda Bynes should be sent to spend six months at Mama June's boot camp. Maybe Courtney Stodden, too. They'd come out burping and their farts would smell like Cheez Doodles, but at…

Agreed. You know what's worse? How many Cambodians don't know.