delphineunseen
Delphine
delphineunseen

Honestly, I just want to make fun of all the other dudes in the world who apparently never wash their hands. I have actual sympathy for Larkin.

I feel like we’re able to summon fresh Papa John’s content just by mentioning his name in the comments of other Deadspin posts. (This is not a complaint)

Teddy: Wait, the Jets? I thought you said football?

I’m sure Tomsula could put together a pretty good meal out of scraps from Wylie’s mustache and chest hair.

Talk about adding insult to injury.

This could actually apply to more than one president in my lifetime.

I liked him better when he was the janitor on Futurama.

This happened last Tuesday? Apparently this brain genius was not familiar with Deadspin’s extensive reporting on a certain individual named “Papa” John.

At this point his name should be Richie Obvious.

Well, he’s dead and the other people you mentioned aren’t.

Don’t let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy?

It appears that they only bother to certify periodically, it’s not a constant running tally. So the next time they re-certify Thriller, it might very well jump back into the lead.

I think some of their songs are OK, but overall they’re pretty overrated.

Exactly. We're the moms and dads now. Nothing wrong with embracing that. 

With the Eagles, I think we’re talking grandpas, not dads, at this point. The dads are listening to Pearl Jam and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

I guess I'm not understanding what people were wrong about. 

Please explain how he wasn't tough.

Not a good reason, exactly, but this is why I’m on it:

Good or bad, the Barves haven’t been remotely this interesting since the John Rocker days, and before that it was the Mark Wohlers meltdown.

If nothing else, the moralizing in the aftermath would be entertaining.