Ewan McGregor: I’d be delighted to make an Obi-Wan movie at the drop of a hat, but as far as I can tell, Disney has pretty much forgotten that the character of Obi-Wan even exists.

All of my uncles and cousins have trunk cages. It’s a normal thing for uncles and cousins to have.

Depp is slowly but inexorably metamorphosing into a real-life Jabba the Hutt, both in appearance and demeanor. It would be fascinating if it weren’t so disgusting.

I am a big music fan, devoted to the bands and artists I love, I have a decent amount of disposable income, and I live in a major city. I’ve never seen anyone live more than twice.

leading status quo defenders to accuse the ITF of selling out

Extreme. I like it.

Hey man, it seems like your heart is in the right place and I respect you for that, but perhaps ease off the suggestions to women about what women should be doing about women’s clothing. The ladies are being very tolerant of a bunch of dudes choosing to weigh in on this topic, which I appreciate, but we still should…

Yeah, I might give this a try just for kicks, but I suspect that I’ll be sticking with the old way. I think it’s probably easier to be careful of the sharp edges of the lid vs. having sharp edges on the can itself.

But if you’re on the go and you need to take a hand or two with you?

It’s really hard for me to buy clothes as gifts for my wife

The name and iconography is still racist. Plus it’s dumb that they want a new stadium every 20 years.

What I’m describing is a scenario where there’s no risk of me jumping in front of you, because you’ll be gone before I even reach the point where it’s possible

Laws vary on that point. In Chicago you’re not supposed to, but most drivers do anyway.

Coming from Eli, that little “who?” is the equivalent of “I WILL BURN YOUR FAMILY AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN AND ERASE EVERY TRACE OF YOUR NAME FROM EXISTENCE.”

I’ve taken to deliberately not making eye contact with oncoming cars so they can’t wave me through the intersection. Just go.

Tell her you did hold the door for an attractive woman, “but them some other person/people followed after you.”

I find it’s best to just embrace your momentary doorman status. It’s always good for a joke when you rejoin the rest of your group.

Oh yeah, the death wave. I saw a driver do that to another driver once, causing a rollover accident. But at least the waver got to feel smug for a few seconds about what a good person he/she was.

I’ve tried waving cars through, and they just emphatically wave back at me to cross. Almost like they’re trying to get in their good deed for the day, and I’ll spoil everything if I don’t play along.

Good point, though I have had situations with unfamiliar doors that surprisingly didn’t open as far as I expected or don’t provide any space for me to get out of the way. Then there’s really no choice but to try to make yourself as small as possible.