In another decade or two he’s going to be perfect for that Mitt Romney biopic that nobody wants.

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Then there’s The Shield, where the season quality rankings go 7>6>5>4>3>2>1, and season 1 was pretty great.

Honestly his nickname should be Ziggles.

Mario really needs to get Donkey Kong under control this is ridiculous. 

I dunno, I think Chris is asserting that it is actually worse:

Instead of Cool Insuring, I like to call it “Barry Melrose and Steve Levy Lost a Shit-Ton of Money Here” Arena

So:

The actual title is Terminator 3: No Seriously, Feel Free To Ignore That Other One.

Expressing nuance just means you lack the spine to commit to one extreme or the other!

Their coping mechanism is to deny that there is any such dissonance. I wouldn’t classify that as “good.”

Pence simply misunderstood Trump’s direction not to release any statement on the issue. After all:

The American right has really put themselves in a bind, because certain ridiculous Christian end-times prophesies require a healthy, independent Jewish state, so they have to support Israel without actually saying why they support Israel. At the same time, they actively despise Jews. And when we talk about American…

I was stating my opinion, which should have been clear from context. Similarly, it should be clear that this is an opinion: “MikeyD64 is a pedantic nincompoop who would like to have Tom Brady’s babies.”

Blitzer is a haircut, a beard and a name impersonating a human. He has no critical thinking skills, and worse, no sense of humor. When movies and TV make fun of airhead anchors capable of little more than reading a teleprompter, he's who they're spoofing. 

Listen, if Brady wants to be a whiny baby, that’s his right as an American and I have no real problem with it. Similarly, as an American, it is my right to call him a whiny baby. So we’re all good here.

What’s that series where known rapist and likely Russian agent Steve Seagal pretends to be a cop? It’ll probably have that one.

Amazon and Netflix are great, but we need a third streaming option, which is why we already have Hulu. But there might be room for a fourth, and certainly CBS All Access is making an effort to fill that niche. But if people have an appetite for a fifth, then that would be the opportunity that Disney is already looking…

He’s FED UP and he’s LOSING HIS SHIT, ok?

YOU FOOLS! The “O” was a zero all along! How did nobody see??!?!