Wait I thought Jimmy John made submarines ...

For the next Papa John post, I suggest you invert the colors on the black & white photo, and then the one after that use the sepia filter. I’ll have some new ideas by the time that one posts on Sunday.

There’s a TMBG lyric for every occasion.

Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.

See, Mike Trout, this is how you market your sport. Pay attention.

Listen, if Trout doesn’t want to dump his loving wife and date a Kardashian, that’s hardly Rob Manfred’s fault. It’s not complicated.

Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.

Well then fine, you can keep your frog’s fat ass.

As I recall it, the entire order is “medium-dry vodka martini, shaken not stirred.”

If this comment doesn’t get a million stars I’m calling the cops on all of you.

Wait, is Papa John the same person as Scott Pruitt? Have they ever been seen at the same place at the same time?

After FedEx bought the Kinko’s chain, they learned that the Kinko’s brand had become synonymous with terrible customer service, missed deadlines and rundown facilities. So where typically you would want to retain a brand name to capitalize on customers’ familiarity, FedEx determined that killing the Kinko’s name and…

Why is CleverNameHere obligated to provide a solution? Where’s your solution?

It’s mostly performative and/or responding to Trump’s disrespect for social norms. If Trump was pursuing an identical set of foreign and domestic policies but doing it all while wearing a John Kasich identity and demeanor, most of these people wouldn’t have a problem with it.

I used to fear the the world of Idocracy was inevitable. Now I fear that within a few years we'll see it as an improvement on this world. 

Dogs are great and also parasites. They're the cutest widdle parasites that ever lived, yes they are! Who's a good widdle parasite? 

While I’m a big fan of TLJ, I think yours is probably the most valid criticism I’ve seen of the film. I personally don’t miss that level of development, I felt sufficiently carried by the plot that I didn’t mind it, but I can see how a reasonable person might have a problem with it. Your disappointment here comes…

if he was wise enough to see the goodness in Darth Vader, why couldn’t he do the same for teenage Ben Solo?

The money totally fell off a truck, honest!

I had that once, but I got better. Coupla aspirin did the trick.