Also, Eric Garner may have just had a pulmonary embolism, just out of the blue for no reason at all! And maybe Walter Scott died of heat exhaustion. These things happen, you know.

No kidding. BK corporate has no loyalty to the peons that staff its restaurants, if they found evidence of his burger being messed with, they would happily fire the whole staff and beg forgiveness.

“food.”

With the mumps, and drinking.

He looks like James Hetfield shaved his head, got the mumps and never stopped drinking. 

But what about Firefly?

I bid 10,000 quatloos!

Also, did you know "A Fistful of Dollars" is based off a Kurosawa film? True story! 

I don't agree with everything you write, but if Yummsh the Disingenuous doesn't like you, you must be doing something right. 

Knowing they had big plans for Leia in Ep IX, I wonder if Lando will be called upon to assume some portion of the story they had sketched out for her.

Thank God somebody got the joke. 

Is this available in Philadelphia? 

It's actually pretty good, though hardly essential. 

Your opinion, you’re entitled to it.

Well, where you assert that my comment seems to imply something, my opinion is that it does not. Also, I can affirm that I do not hold the belief that you suspect me of holding, that they are “equally morally culpable,” and therefore we can just chalk this up as a miscommunication.

If you say so. That’s not how I meant it.

OK, you’re one of the better posters, so I’ll give a more nuanced response. First off, the gay Americans I know aren’t worried about cakes. They’re worried they’ll be dragged into an alley and curb stomped. So it’s a little more serious than you make it out to be, though I do very much agree that it’s much worse in…

“I realize Russia is particularly bad”

“I realize Russia is particularly bad”