Hey now, you’re treading on sacred ground there bub.

Just wait until they cross-post this to Jezebel and Jalopnik, then the comments will get really interesting.

And then he would’ve blamed gay people for it falling off the car in the first place.

Dangit, now I’m judgmental about shirt collars. Good job, Colangelo.

dave understands the use of typographical tricks to enhance a joke. Be like dave.

The Occam’s Razor argument is what stopped me from offering a full-throated argument against what you were proposing. It certainly is a simpler scenario, that Colangelo is using his wife for cover. If true, that would make his apparent anger toward her all the more reprehensible.

You know, I had a similar thought right after I published that last comment, but then I felt like any effort I made to edit was just going to be digging my own grave even deeper and decided to just roll with it.

The United States might be 100% gay by the end of next week because of this.

Wow, I can’t believe Fox News just allowed thousands of their viewers to be turned gay like that.

In my case, my ex’s stories were alienating and annoying to me, so I wouldn’t have any desire to defend or recall what I was hearing. But I suppose if I sympathized and wanted to defend a spouse/significant other, I might.

I was trying to jest that I am insane. Is no one familiar with this joke construction? I don’t actually expect anyone to have paid any attention whatsoever to the fact that I’ve ever commented anywhere else ever before, I’m not that narcissistic.

I had an ex who ranted about her work life in excruciating detail every day, even when I asked her to stop. So I believe that part is plausible.

Commenting foul, I presented a self-insult and you took that opportunity to pile on with further insults. I hereby deduct 5 points from your commenting points account.

I’m older than him, and also not a molester, so I’m fine with that sounding patronizing.

Well, I didn’t want to be accused of hyperbole.

Are you insane?

“Wanna know how I got these drugs?”

I can only presume that he saw the barber who gave him that haircut somewhere in the opposite seats and was on his way to deliver a well-deserved beating.

I say we install this AI in a realistic robot doll and tell Trump it’s Kim Jong-Un. OK, not that realistic a robot doll.