Wow, I can’t believe that the MRA cabal finally came for me. I’ve been trying so hard to get your attention, you fatuous, leprous pile of putrefying mealworms! Go eat a rancid dick. I bet you smell like cancer.

You’re wasting your time spewing MRA nonsense on a Gizmodo Media site, you’ll win no converts here.

Also, Wayne Gretzky never won a single Super Bowl. Talk about a lack of grit.

The Doctor likes fun, so it’s good enough for me.

I’m pretty sure you just entirely changed the subject rather than considering that maybe I made some good points.

Because they don’t want to grapple with things like generational poverty or inadequate education funding?

Obviously Mitch really loved her. Almost as much as he loves fucking over poor people.

That’s probably healthier in the long run.

Jezebel is hardly representative of our society as a whole, which is precisely why it exists. Women need those places where they can vent about their deadbeat fathers. Given how frequently men abandon their families and face no repercussions, it is abundantly clear that our society as a whole doesn’t give a fuck…

Just once I want one of these island dinosaur movies to stumble onto a mysterious hatch in the middle of the jungle inhabited by a befuddled Scotsman.

Interesting point. Mitch Daniels abandoned the idea of running for president because his wife once left the family for a few months or years (I forget) to live with some other dude. So it wasn’t his evident inadequacy as White House budget director or as Indiana governor that deep-sixed his bid, it was the fact that…

And the other 50% are caused by alcohol and poor math skills.

I have a close family member that can best be described as “a plague upon everyone he’s ever met.” We’re talking young children put at risk, drunken driving, drug abuse, disgusting hookups with the friends of younger family members, the works. No direct physical abuse to family members, but just about everything else…

Just send thoughts and prayers, it’s more impactful that way.

Given his propensity for not paying for services rendered, he probably wants to bang all the hookers and keep the money.

The only hope for the NFL now is to name one of the Trump offspring as commissioner. Only then will DJT lay off.

The sick part isn’t that we’re heading for a future where the act of kneeling itself is seen as unpatriotic regardless of context.

I’m not understanding what’s racist here, Chinese buffets and restaurants are a recognized sector of the restaurant industry with distinct practices. One of the Kinja sites (I forget which) did a nice video feature a year or so ago about the proliferation of Chinese restaurants. And many “Chinese” restaurants don’t…

Not exclusively, but whatever you order comes with a side of poutine, right?

He may be a weird, intense asshole, but the way that he’s a weird, intense asshole is quite entertaining (from a distance). So that makes me glad he’s around.