I know that Jeff isn’t your real first name, Mr. Van Hungry. Go ahead, embrace your inner Stan.

That’s a good joke, you Yahoo!

It probably would be cheaper to genetically engineer actual hobbits and orcs and dwarves.

His choice, plenty of NL teams wanted him. Also his salary was limited by MLB rule.

Anyone who doesn’t get it deserves an atomic wedgie.

Resting down in Cornwall.

Man, the way he reacted, you’d think you had tried to feed him to a lion.

Oh man, that one song off “Thick as a Brick” is the best. You know which song I mean.

“Why are you always talking about race?” asked the racist.

I think we can say that it’s been proven scientifically now that there are none. Not even one.

I’m just here to see if any Panthers fans try to defend the ruling so I can find out if there are any Panthers fans.

I licensed a Greek chorus comic duo concept from my local gyros shop, so I think I’m OK.

The best-case scenario for Yankees fan is a record-breaking championship that demoralizes all opponents and a mild sense of satisfaction. What I’m saying is, the Yankees are Chase Bank.

“JBJ cuts across the outfield grass just like I used to cut up ugly White Sox throwback jerseys.”

I had an idea once where a protagonist grapples with a personal challenge or obstacle, and, with the help of allies, manages to overcome it by the end of the story. I pitched this idea to everyone and quite a few lawsuits will be filed just as soon as I remember where I left my tweed lawsuit filing jacket.

I don’t know what you mean, someone has posted that.

St. Louis has stockpiled too many outfielders for years and stunted the development of Pham, Grichuk, Piscotty and others. Grichuk was weirdly ping-ponged from the majors to the minors a number of times before they gave up on him. And actually, they’ve done it to infielders, too. Matt Carpenter never knows what his…

There was a “do not invite” letter sent around. If it’s any consolation, you were only 7th on the list.

It’s a long season and I’m sure Sisco would like to see the shift less often. Plays like this will help to accomplish that goal. So regardless of the context in the game, it was a good decision to bunt. He may have dramatically increased his odds of having a good year.

“don’t proceed with a transaction if your card encounters resistance when it is inserted.”