I believe that in the largely forgotten 80s movie “Barfly,” he played a bar that was grotesquely transformed into a fly.

“Why are there home runs? If you hit the ball over the fence, it should be an automatic out.”

Jerry: Doc, I need that pill that makes it so you don’t die.

She also pointed out when the teacher accidentally left the test answers on the blackboard.

Why do you hate joy and fun and puppies?

You’re actually just looking at two ends of the same drinking straw in that picture.

Kinda like trying to identify the worst bout of diarrhea of all time. Sure, it’s theoretically possible, but why would you want to?

Well, your uncle’s neighbors cat has smelly farts.

21 times 2?

You’re funny.

By why would I? There’s plenty of people defending Kaepernick who haven’t threatened to kill anyone. I’ll save my praise for them.

It’s disingenuous because the original poster never claimed that bad people are incapable of saying true and right things. He/she merely indicated that maybe they don’t deserve attention for that rare instance of correct action.

That’s quite the disingenuous response. But it’s getting you stars, so well done there.

Yeah, like, I want to praise him for those comments above, which are legitimately good, but I keep thinking about the time he beat and threatened to kill his girlfriend. That’s kind of a tough obstacle to get past.

I bet there’d be an economic benefit if the whole world was on one time zone. Sure, it’d take some adjustment to get used to it, but I can figure out how to sleep when it’s dark regardless of what a digital readout says.

I was thinking of a different type of cup in an athletic context and was very confused.

No, he was so baffled he actually grew hooves. It was amazing.

This is most likely how I’ll check out, and odds are I’ll be retrieving a hair band that my girlfriend has dropped.

Nathan MacKinnon.

Obviously there are not enough cops to put all the schools inside them. That’s why I’m proposing that we engineer one giant cop the size of Wisconsin and put all the schools inside him.