At some point the dam had to break, it would’ve been too blatant if the league went into spring training with Cain, Hosmer, Moustakas, Darvish and Arrieta all unsigned. It’s weird that we’ve made it this far before the first major domino fell.

When was the last time the Brewers were truly exciting? Harvey’s Wallbangers? This could be pretty cool.

They should probably just plagiarize the 2007 NFL season, the last great year of that league.

Fellow reptilians, don’t you just hate it when you’re about to board your private jet, and the anticipation of shedding your meat suit overcomes all reason before you’re safely within the cabin? And of course it always happens when there are cameras around. Leaves us no choice but to cultivate weird hairdos as cover.

That’s gotta be the first non-ironic use of “feminazi” that I’ve seen in more than a decade, and I sometimes subject myself to the Breitbart comment section. You’re like a unicorn or a sasquatch or terrible person or something.

I get all my news from the gas pump TV screens while I’m filling my tank.

If she did have to fight, do you think she used a bat’leth, lightsaber or weirding module?

The Domesday Book, I should think, would have a record.

They were super malicious even then, they were just more polite about it.

I don’t have the vaguest idea what you’re getting at. What did Deadspin do wrong, exactly?

Contrast Sandgren’s statement with the victim statements coming out of the Nassar hearings. Women who were actually, legally victimized sound resilient and admirable; this dolt sounds petulant and triggered. So you had to face some “tough” questions, oh boo-hoo.

Obviously she was afraid he’d beat her up if she didn’t sign it.

This is barely a drop in the bucket. Normally I’m against throwing out the baby with the bathwater, but the scale and scope of these transgressions indicates that a thorough housecleaning of MSU, USA Gymnastics and maybe even the USOC is in order. Some folks who don’t deserve to lose their jobs would be caught up in…

The world is designed to help the fortunate to continue to win.

Honestly, it would ruin the joke if Jake Jortles suddenly became a star QB, so this is a better result because The Good Place is more important to me than the NFL anyway.

At least Madden was jovial, like an endearing, though dim, uncle.

If you find yourself in overtime, scoring some points is often a key element of winning.

I hear that the town where he grew up is nothing but windswept desolation now. No one knows for sure, since no one who’s gone to check has ever returned.

The very origin of the term “fake news” (as part of our current discourse, anyway) proves that you’re right. The stories originally labeled as fake news, before Trump appropriated the term, were deliberate fabrications meant to calculatedly advance a conservative agenda. So any good-faith effort to root out actual…

Well sure, rational people like us will see through the whole mess. But the audience meant to consume this pablum is investors, and they’re some of the most easily fooled dolts around. And they only have to buy it for the rest of this fiscal quarter, they all have Dory-level memories and will have forgotten this ever…