But, consider this - it allows Facebook to say they’re doing something, and they don’t have to shoulder the blame when it fails spectacularly. So in that sense, it’s amazing. For Zuckerberg, I mean, it’s amazing for him, specifically, and no one else.

Au contraire, I think it needs real comments. I would love to see the endless stream of dolts fooled by Onion stories.

Facebook suffering from a cancer is like ebola suffering from ebola. There’s no healthy cells left to turn malignant.

WTF, when did the AV Club start writing articles? Why wasn’t I informed?

Ah yes, the key signing of the Tony “Asleep at the Wheel” LaRussa era in Arizona. Now it all makes sense.

Ryan Tannehill just tore a ligament laughing at your comment.

I feel like the servers would hate those options even more than stacking ... but those are creative solutions!

Lingering is bad if there’s a wait or a place is notably busy, but in a sleepy restaurant lingering should be fine. I tend to eat at off-peak hours and commonly the restaurant is 3/4 empty or more. If that still bothers the server, I don’t see why.

You win the award for seeing all perspectives on this issue.

Indeed, I’ve seen many a server do the stacking themselves in all sorts of haphazard ways.

Yeah, when dealing with humans, it’s wise to acknowledge that certain behaviors are not going away. Aim small.

I find, too, that if there’s food left over, but not enough to bother bringing home, I have a hard time resisting the urge to eat it if it’s right in front of me. Which leads to unwanted overeating. But if I mix it with someone else’s scraps while stacking dishes, there’s no risk of me absent-mindedly munching on cold…

I am increasingly trying to order foods based on how much mess I’ll make, rather than my taste preferences, because I’m sick of people staring at me like I’m a noxious swamp creature. I haven’t quite mastered which foods make the least mess, though. It’s a work in progress.

At one time the Celtics locker room had to contain the egos of Pierce, Rondo, Garnett, Allen and Doc Rivers. How is that even possible?

I think the city of Miami would rather keep Yelich and get rid of the Marlins.

It’s a good thing Trout is only interested in the weather and destroying baseballs.

Al “Iqbal” D’win

I don’t particularly care about Alec Baldwin or what kind of person he is. I just hate Twitter.

Don’t use Twitter. Sometimes when you say something out loud, you realize as you’re saying it that it’s stupid, and you can course-correct mid-sentence. But when you tweet, that realization doesn’t happen until it’s too late. It makes everyone look 70% dumber than they actually are.

An even better joke would’ve been “The Dallas Cowboys never win!” and we could laugh because that’s how it is in the real world, too.