This was like watching the dead Viking, engulfed in flames, rise from his pyre, chug seven or eight beers, and start piloting a ship towards an island in the Bahamas.

The sad thing is, this is the only dirt track racing Tony Stewart is allowed to participate in now.

I guessed correctly, which is a real waste of my luck allocation for the year.

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Sam Hinkie, before this week

What must Steve do?

What’s Facebook?

Facebook—lol—who uses that anymore. Twitter is where it’s at.

So people don’t want to post details about their personal life, but they’re totes down to livestream their haircuts? Somehow I doubt that’s going to be the fix Facebook is looking for.

Tyler: Mom, I know I disappointed you with this embarrassing scandal.

When I was younger I wanted to be just like Jerry Sloan. For the first time, now I have a chance.

Phew, thank god. my personal code of honor requires that I had to watch the games against my will until I got permission to stop from a random stranger on the Internet.

Darya Fowler seems nice too

Yeah, a lot of players are going to try to get cute with it to test out just what they can and can’t do under the new rules. And when they get called for it, they’ll be pissed. If it gets called frequently enough, they’ll eventually decide it’s not worth trying, and “breaking up the double play” will no longer be…

Did anyone else notice Michael Jordan was at the game? Not sure if CBS showed or mentioned him during the telecast or not.

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

“Facebook Unfriends NFL”

But can she cook a brisket?

As they saw the car drive into the water, they took one last look and took a giant leap — I said what? — took a giant leap — you got me what? — took a giant leap