When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

In Golden State, the big question is whether to pursue a historic 73-win season or rest up for another finals run.

Dissent will not be tolerated.

You think Obama is a good president ??????

Considering they were down double digits with under a minute to go, the phrase “We played the right way, even (?) at the end” reminds of Baldrick’s cunning plan to remedy the low ceilings at his mother’s house by cutting her head off.

I believe step 1 was remove 99% of all the lightbulbs.

A close friend of Henson got involved and also started making faces at Barnes.

This is such bullshit.

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

his 14-year-old son, Drake

If you think that was intense, you should watch her fake an orgasm.

I bet Lockette won’t be able to make the reception.

“ACT LIKE YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE!” - people who have never been there

They shall have it all...

who hurt you?

Maybe don’t be so old?

Here’s an unwritten rule I’d like to propose (cribbed from Dave Chappelle): Don’t bumrush up on Dominicans.

What a stupid fucking statement. Have you ever even been to philly?! Some parts of the ‘ill are fucking Mogadishu. Military grade shit. Gun laws mean nothing to these people. You whiny liberal stereotype.