I suspect Atlanta fans may be the only NFL fans in the country who don't root for their coach to go for it on 4th and inches at key moments.

Tebow > Ryan

I wish that no one would ever have had to make such a Decision.

Actually, I hear that each and every one of The LeBrons is super stoked about it.

Evidently Brees and Stafford used up all the points last night.

Chris Ivory just set the record for most times pounding out at least 5 more yards than look humanly possible every time he gets a carry. The 4th RB option on this team just casually drags the whole pile half the length of the chains every time he touches the ball. Crazy.

I love that the Saints are just like, "fuck it, it's the fucking Panthers. Let's just set some more records today, bitches. Who's next, guys?"

We are pouring so much into this, throwing it into the ether, talking to our imaginary friends who are no less imaginary simply because they are real.

If this results in any percentage lower than 90, I'm going to have to assume that something about this nomination is crooked.

A total of 46 fucks were given.

+1

"Life just happens," said Humphries

And she said he assaulted her in an upstairs bedroom after inviting her to see a litter of kittens.

I love this. +1

So the week after his wife bolts on him, Kobe's wrist is aching. Celebrities: they're just like us.

The New York Giantshave

+1 gram

A Deadspin Hall Of Fame without Metta World Peace is like a table with only three legs.

+1

Shannon Sharpe considers all words to be "insulting words," which is why he refuses to ever use them at all under any circumstances.