If Clinton Portis is in, it's hard not to nominate Nyjer Morgan and Metta World Peace.

Relax Mr. McCarver, she said "one of the most out-of-touch perspectives in all of sports."

Sutcliffe searched for, stumbled over, and struggled to find words to the point that the network eventually stopped seeking his insights entirely.

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Sanchez is no better than a high school player now. And he's not looking like an NFL-caliber quarterback either.

They should look into Rex Grossman's availability at this point. That last pass before the most recent punt was so far away from any Jet on the field all the Eagles' defenders were looking around all confused like, "Really?" I'm wishing I'd played a drinking game where you take a shot every time Marv Albert says,…

1 liter Irish whiskey

I think Mark Sanchez just leapfrogged Aaron Rodgers on my "Favorite Current QB's To Watch" list with that last interception immediately following the shot of him getting his neck rubbed on the sideline. I'm not giving up on the possibility that he can somehow be more dramatically embarrassing than Brees is…

I agree with this based on the assumption that the Hornets would've kept all the players they received, but why does everyone assume they would've just stood pat with Scola, Martin and Odom and played out the season with that lineup? When I saw that trade haul, the first thing I thought was "TRADE DEADLINE STOCKPILE."…

"In totally completely somehow related news, Tim Tebow loves him some Jesus and plays for a team that happened to beat the Chicago Bears last weekend in spite of his remarkable ineptitude at his own position, so let's all whip out our dicks and PRAISE JESUS!"

Dan Lewis at Amazin' Avenue makes sense of the Mets' finances so you don't have to.

Just wait til he wakes up and finds out that Jim Joyce stole his t-shirt.

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Agreed. I can only hope he ends up taking over for a functional franchise before he drinks himself to death.

Best possible outcome for all this: Dell Demps turns around and trades Chris Paul to Cleveland, sending Baron Davis back to New Orleans and then immediately resigns. EVERYONE'S fucked.

I'm a Hornets fan, and right now I want Dan Gilbert's head on a fucking stake. The more I think and read about all this, the more furious I get. And everything keeps seeming to point back to Dan Fucking Gilbert. Why should every other small market team have to pay for his inability to be smart and realistic about the…

They're infuriated that Howard's desire to leave cripples their trade leverage.

"It's cool, Danny. You get used to it."

No way. What are the odds (so to speak)? Yours is better though.