"For a sit down dinner with dad, I might recommend a vest over a corset, hon."

Thomas won me my matchup by the 2nd quarter, so you can have all the Sproles you like. I'd like to see a patented "oh shit, everyone totally forgot Marques Colston is on the team" 70-yard TD passes just for kicks though.

I can't believe he got a pass off on that.

I'm a Saints fan, so I should totally be used to this or something, but holy fucking shit. Drew Brees is just ridiculous. I was still so in awe of that pass to Thomas, I didn't even register that he ran that TD in himself until Eli was back on the field. Wow.

The name "Sandusky" is already synonymous with "monster"

@MeredithBrooks:

+1

Awesome.

Scott Raab's favorite novel, however, is The Unbearable Lightness Of Being by Daniel Day-Lewis.

Steve U Is Rich. +1

Roth, who knows some things about sports' significance in the lives of men.

And that's why we have to look at the opportunity we've got out here Thanksgiving Day, and we've got to make sure that we look at it like we're playing in a Super Bowl

Having a pheasant conversation is what Jack McKeon thought Logan Morrison meant by "tweeting."

Sweet! How bout some classic, I dunno, let's go with Kraut-psych?

What's the term for this again, Mr. Rosenthal?

We won't have another 1994, at least not for a while

Damn, yours is way better. +1

I looked, I was like, "Did I score?" I didn't even know if I was in or not.

"shit against the wall" is known as a SCOOP!

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