Love this. +1

Grantland lost an editor? You know, that reminds me, I was watching Swordfish on cable the other day.

He also reportedly "drank his beer, ate frozen pizza, surfed the internet," and "defrosted a lobster."

"I want to make a trade I'll trade my toenails for chest hairs If u hate ur chest hairs I'll trade u my toe nails"

Wow, so turns out the Kansas City Chiefs have actual players with their own names and everything. Neat!

there is one out there that contains "1‚695 terms‚ issued in English and Urdu" and contains "'monkey crotch‚' 'athlete's foot,' 'diot' and 'damn‚' as well as 'deeper‚' 'four twenty,' 'go to hell‚' 'harder,' 'looser' and 'no sex.'"

As a hopeless romantic, I give the timing of this revelation one thumb up and one thumb crooked slightly to the right.

No joke this time, but remember when Donovan McNabb admitted that he didn't know a game could end in a tie, and everyone lost their fucking minds with outrage that he didn't know every rule in the rulebook as a highly paid NFL quarterback? I mean, I can't for the life of me figure out what might prompt a tamer…

+1 Theme Of The Day

Coincidentally, "Hefty Fine" is also the title of Rex Ryan's 90's R&B cover album.

Nice.

Montana to Rice, Manning to Harrison, GROSSMAN TO STALLWORTH.

Best ever.

Yeah bitches.

I heard something about dicks and butts. Fucking hilarious.

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Doctors suspect the cancer developed as a result of excessive smoke inhalation from when Paterno invented fire.

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Manfredo

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