Scott Raab thinks this is hilarious.

a look on her face that can only be described as "One of my friends just caught me with a stranger's penis in my mouth"

1. Opposing teams' defenses

Scott Raab has absolutely nothing to say about burritos.

(iii.) his qualities of manhood truth courage devotion to duty sympathy for the protection of the weak kindliness unselfishness and fellowship

That's fucking hilarious. +1

Scott Raab was enthusiastically masturbating to this comment thread until he realized all his tube socks were in the wash, so he had to get up and pull a Baskin Robbins napkin from a kitchen drawer containing nothing else but plastic forks and mismatched disposable chopsticks.

At least once a week, everyone in Scott Raab's email contact list deletes a message with the subject line "Is your refrigerator running?" without reading it.

The picture on Scott Raab's Myspace page is of him doubled over on a bed with Spiderman bedsheets lighting his own fart. Also, Scott Raab has a Myspace page.

Scott Raab pushes the buttons for every floor when he's getting on the elevator, then rolls his eyes impatiently at every stop.

+1

Yeah, I for one never heard a word about it. Absolutely clueless that Delonte West had mental issues. The more you know.

The rest of the trip ended up kind of awkward after that, but the "dune incident" was never mentioned again.

We've worked real hard to develop and build a program I think that has a very good reputation of being first class and disciplined...And we've taken a few hits.

+8

Edgy though it may have been, the logo was thoroughly panned by Canada's answer to Paul Lukas, publicly known as "The Uni-Bomber."

They were scared of my big fun bags...They were afraid they were too big, and they were going to obstruct the view of the fans seeing the game. Plus they were intimidated by them themselves.

Benson, a former stripper, tells The Post.

What the fuck is this, a Deadspin post with no anal rape?? This is an outr...

Bryan Bulaga says their job is to "hold our blocks for that much longer"