Much appreciated, thanks!

Ha thanks. Finally feel a bit back in the swing of things after a few months away. Glad it wasn't just in my head. You cracked me up a number of times yourself today, which is no small feat in light of the PSU business.

I can't decide on just one, but this definitely comes to mind in a hurry.

you can always scare the bejesus out of someone with a plastic monster and some string, and it will always be hilarious.

"Sorry, but no one will ever have a higher N-score than Donovan McNabb."

@CockeyeJones - Special Consultant to the Pennsylvania State Police Department

+1

Redacted. Fuck this. I'm with SponsoredbyV8. Anything I come up with on a PSU post just makes me feel like a horrible person. And that's coming from someone who started the day with a Parkinsons joke.

Pint-Sized Woodhead

+1

The Black Hole Fan Club knows better than most that football fans of every color, creed or particular fanbase are all Pretty On The Inside.

+1

I believe this is closely related to why Jason Whitlock also named his daughter Wendy.

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Ironically (of course), Zooey Deschanel plans to name her first two children Passe' and Solastyear.

When the Ali family wants to hear taps, they just ask Grandpa to write on a chalkboard.

Nice. I'd love it if they just once used something totally inappropriate. "What's New Pussycat?" by Tom Jones would be a winner.

Anyone else think FOX's use of the dramatic injury-theme bumper music is way excessive? I mean, a Giants dude was walking off a cramp earlier and they used it to go to break. Don't you save that shit for like not-moving-on-a-stretcher injuries only?

Wow, right on cue though, it looks like they're turning this into a beatdown. Of course, there's plenty of time and innumerable ways for Sanchez to hand this one back. I always do pull for them in some non-fan sort of way, but sadly it's still just as fun to watch them implode.

I feel your pain, and I definitely don't take my recent good fortune for granted. Look up the Saints QB's before Brees over the last 30 years sometime. If I list them myself, I'll cry. If Sanchez was born 10 years earlier, he'd have fit so perfectly into that dream team. Aaron Brooks and Bobby Hebert were the best I'd…