"Did I ever tell ya bout the time I went to see a shameless shitshow and a Hungarian League soccer match broke out? Take my wife, please."

Not surprisingly, the fan immediately called into question whether or not Gaddafi qualified as a true dictator. Would a true dictator stop torturing virgins and disappear into hiding the first time something goes a little wrong?

But when you put two well-intentioned but insufferable things together, you get one very insufferable thing.

dickwaving and power

To be fair, something about McCarver using the phrase, "Fister needs to stay inside as much as possible" last night felt enlightening.

And there ya go. When the guy routinely circles the bases off one swing but can't score from 3rd on a fly to deep right field, I think you go ahead and put him on, Tim.

Why is it so unbelievably shocking to Tim McCarver that a manager might opt to intentionally walk one of the best hitters alive in the 8th inning of a tie playoff game? I don't care that Martinez just hit him over to 3rd. Still have a double-play scenario in place with 2 dudes on base who can't run. Why is that so ill…

I asked a promoter how I could buy tickets to the show

Haven't been around much lately, but here's a quick tribute to my Saints today.

Not to rehash the old Kobe vs. LeBron debates, but if there's one thing we already knew Kobe could do better, it's cover a girl.

You have to give him credit for choosing to send messages to his players culled directly from Marmaduke. Just ask Les Miles how Andy Capp worked out.

It's bound to be at least more successful than Kirby Puckett's attempt to lead Minnesota fans in "Strokin'."

+1

Shockey hit him in the back pretty hard and out came the meat.

I read that Sebastian Bach from Skid Row lost his house to the hurricane. I felt a little bad, because that guy always seemed like one of the more good natured - or at least likably douchey - former stars of that cock rock era. If you could pick one star or former star musician and make them sit and watch as all the…

"Look, I'll talk to you guys, but I gotta go all incognito and shit, so make it SuperCoolJames Beasley, aight? OK yeah, maybe just James is better."

I want to say something cool and interesting about this, but I don't know if there's anything to say but FUUUUUUUUUCK.

Police later found Matt P. "at the nearby La Quinta hotel.