public harassment on a national broadcast. In a nice way!

Just wait until Samuel L. Jackson discovers YouPorn.

Sorry, but Greta Garbo has a solid face-and-a-half on Al Davis.

"I'm upset because he promised me a ring [during one visit] and then some other people influenced him and I didn't get it."

Wow. +1

Well, if there's one thing we know the Mets can do, it's writing 25 checks and getting nothing out of it.

the ones getting done, and the ones that'll never in a million years happen but it's fun to hope.

His failure to put up numbers like the Diesel left Utah quite sour.

+1

Joe Paterno, Joe Paterno, Joe Paterno. Oooohhhh SHIT, Joe Paterno.

Jagr, who's had the deal in front of him for a few days, made it clear he wanted more.

+1

NBA players have to get their kicks somewhere.

Sheesh. Way to take Yahoo serious, Einstein.

Oh my god I remember that SO vividly. Horrifying. I remember I had the page memorized, so that I knew to close my eyes and flip an extra one if no one else was in the room. How were those supposed to be for kids?

Are you ready for some baseball and hockey??

Yeah clicked the wrong link initially. Had a Bono joke originally, but I figured those are redundant.

Glasses don't make an actor more irritable than usual.