if it's good enough to bring joy to the faces of 1.3 billion inscrutable Chinese, it's good enough for you lot.

You'd think a McDonald's employee would consider easy access to meat a welcome change of pace.

Yeah, and look, I was really responding to the whole conversation, not trying to single you out. Yours just made a convenient example.

Agreed. I'm sure that came off really negative toward MBA, and I don't have a problem with the site at all. I'll still probably use it to check out a subjective highlight reel every now and then if I'm away or something. I just ultimately needed to start viewing it almost like a fan site, and not anything to place any…

Yeah I don't know. I've been here a good while, long enough to feel comfortable enough with what I do to not need the validation of one single reader/blogger. I think it's more a criticism of us than anything. We did this shit a long time and figured out how to handle it just fine just giving each other props and…

I'm not sure if this is the proper forum for this, but am I the only one a bit frustrated with what MBA has done to commenting? Maybe it's on me, but when I was reading it regularly I found myself overanalyzing everything and making it a point to not overuse this "technique" or that meme, and ultimately I was thinking…

Today in sports: Useless, bench-lurker desperately grabbing for an extension. Also, Greg Oden to be re-signed.

former big leaguer … eating cheeseburgers out of garbage cans.

+1

Willy Mo Pena's pre-game-winning-homerun ritual

"What the fuck is up, Wurzburg? Y'all come to party or what? I'd like to send this next one out to my man Jonah Lehrer. Let's do this!

In the wake of a predictably inept translation snafu, FIFA just arbitrarily banned Herb Alpert and all members of the Tijuana Brass from all official matches.

Crude Dick Joke, Or Another Nationals Typo?

Why not just make one of those flip-books of Jose Reyes desperately trying to push a dump truck full of human shit across Wall Street?

Christ, look how much smaller that guy's head used to be. Athletes these days are just shameless. No respect for the purity of the game.

I know I never imagined a Miss Montana would become a household name for gyrating and making stupid, incoherent noises while wearing fancy clothes and too much makeup for a girl her age. Never ever.

Big compassionate balls.

What's $50 to a child's crippling sense of parental pressure and fortune?

+1

Yeah, I remember seeing them play a song from the new album on some late-night TV show, which is weird because I hardly ever watch shows like that unless I'm wanting to watch a specific band. But I remember thinking the song was really cool. It was a rocker, and they were doing some some sections in odd time…