It's funny, I got nothing but respect for Dave Grohl, but I could never get too into those guys. I mean, I remember digging a few of the early singles when they came out, and I feel like I saw them live at some point, but I always kinda viewed them as a band that just wasn't meant for me. I don't know, I always felt…

Yeah, honestly I just don't go that heavy. I'm a melody and/or groove/vibe guy. I dug the little groove spot after the heavy guitars stopped, but I couldn't make it any further once the growling vocals started. No disrespect, just not my thing.

I'll vote for you if you'll kill off some of these sin taxes. Preferably in the next hour or so before I make a smoke run.

This song makes me feel like I can take over the world. Of course, here I am on fucking Deadspin at prime time on a summer Friday night in Brooklyn, so take that for what it's worth. But the song still kicks ass.

Wow, that's bad. I literally started gagging a couple weeks ago watching a couple stuff salmon rolls in their faces then using their fish-coated hands to grab the pole.

Album out today, off to see them tonight. I'm probably more engaged by dark, synth shit than most on here, but I gotta spread some love for any buzz band I like from my hometown. NOLA reprazent, bitches.

YES. Yes. Good god yes. Shit, I could write a 20-page breakdown of all the subway infractions I want people drawn and quartered for.

OK I misunderstood and hadn't seen your clarification. I know this is straight out of The Sopranos, but people who rip random pages out of magazines and then put them back on the shelf would fit though. Fuck those people.

Groups of slow-walking people aimlessly drifting 4 abreast on crowded New York City sidewalks. I'm generally against murder on principle, but these people have occasionally made me reconsider my moral base.

Congratulations to be sure, but you didn't truly "win" unless you got to yell, "YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!" in a crowded courtroom.

Joe Morgan and Tommy Craggs will be played by Carl Weathers and Dolph Lundgren, respectively.

Wow. +1

We must say that it looks very nice — despite being a giant face on an elbow crease.

Nice.

And in the end, isn't that the really successful American story? You know, the one about how the immigrant assimilates and changes us for the better, not the other way around.

"Sir, you're standing here telling me you can't feel your face, and I'm supposed to believe you're completely sober? Just get in the fucking wagon, sir."

Ha thanks, I enjoyed doing that. I really try to play nice, but every now and then you just have to be that asshole I guess.

Pictured: What is known in Boston area hair salons and AA meetings as The Tom Brady Severance Package.

Be sure to check out Kurtz's upcoming lecture at University of California, Berkeley entitled, "Dude, If You Really Think About It, Communism Was A Great Idea In Theory."

In keeping with the theme, the tongue-in-cheek announcement was accompanied by an endless barrage of rim shots.