If he means that instead of hiding away from his assailants he decided to jump out in the open and do some really stupid shit to draw the attention of people who want him dead, then he's kind of spot on.

Next time Deadspin mentions someone "doing the Bernie," I'm calling bullshit unless it's Madonna, Fergie or Boy George.

A moaning specter that looked exactly like your dead nana. Would you be excited to see her? Or would you hide under a blanket and yell KILL IT WITH FIRE! I would do the latter.

You think this is bad, you should've heard what the reporter had planned if Fuentes had said "Dare."

Just awesome. +1

Strawberry's willingness to at least lift a cheek when farting always made him "the classy one" in the Mets clubhouse.

As always, the monkey's in the middle.

+ fucking 1

Bush spent the rest of the game trying to sound out "Pierzynski" and attempting to determine if his family name goes back to "one o' them places we blew up."

That is, when you call that position crazy, conjectural, speculative, or naïve—as some of you inevitably will—I am fairly confident that, in light of the evidence, the default position is really no less so.

Wow. Yeah, I'm just gonna sit this round out and have another cup of coffee. +1

I kicked out a band member while we were still living together and had to continue to for like 4 more months. It was awful, but still better than trying to pretend I wasn't thinking of kicking him out. Just do it. It sucks at the time, and everyone will yell at each other and bring up a whole bunch of stupid shit to…

Oh my god, I had no idea that existed. I just scanned through a few pages. I feel flattered seeing a few of my comments getting some love, but I'm kinda creeped out too. Like I just found a videocamera running in my bathroom or something. Wow.

This just totally cracked me up.

+1

Jesus. Sorry guys, it would appear Jay Leno hacked my Gawker account.

Wait, this guy went inside and watched 50-60 Mets games in the last 4 years? Sounds like the dog's coming out ahead on this honestly.

+1

I wonder where they'll find a suitable undertaker.

Perhaps TNT told Miller to back off of his allusions to civil rights leaders in the past few days