I was seriously just thinking that every Boston bench shot closeup the whole game was of a dude laying down on the floor.

Well, with that settled, now that we're all here in Elite Club Lounge...

I could totally see myself doing it in a long conversational thread, where it didn't feel like it mattered who I replied to so I just clicked a random reply button. And yeah, if I ever did that, it was an accident here too.

Agreed. I just thought you might be referring to some technical glitch, since I would've assumed anyone with a star would know better. Weird.

Damn! Bosh with the momentum-saving block! I'm sure EVERYONE saw that coming!

Really? You mean you're doing it inadvertently, or other people are actually doing it knowingly? I hadn't noticed.

The worst part for Jay: in prison he won't be allowed to leave the yard.

Yeah, or maybe even Greg Oden.

Comt to think of it, I could swear I saw his girlfriend wearing full camo in front of a marijuana field just this afternoon.

The combined rosters in this series are like the catch-all answer to every NBA-related question that starts with, "What ever happened to..."

I think I recently went through the same thing as you are now. I just wasn't able to spend enough time here for a while, and you totally lose your sense of what to write. And since the general level of everyone's material is always pretty high here, it's hard to know if you're doing it right when you get back. I just…

OK, I have nothing but respect for Wade, but that hook-whatever-thing he just got fellated for was lucky bullshit. Yes, there's a Favre joke there, but it's too easy. LIKE LEBRON'S MOM. OHHHHH!

Of course not! But then why would anyone complain about a product that offers such a wonderful and smooth shave from a company so environmentally conscious. I know I, for one, want to run out and by at least 5 Norelco shavers right now, just so that if I ever hear anyone complaining about their subpar razors, I can…

Wait, what? Oh, that's so cool. Cubes.

Pretty sure Antonio Cromartie has that sign on his front door.

You're right, but only because they turned me down for the "I'm an iPhone" character in those T-Mobile ads.

/burrito joke

"Guys, I keep trying, but that e-mail address isn't working."

Well, at least someone's making effective use of instant replay during a baseball game.

On the bright side, all the Pantera t-shirts from your formative years just conveniently became effective camouflage.