+1

McNabb is the guy in the house, while everybody else is on the field. He's the one who got the extra coat.

This is actually really inspiring for the New York Knicks, who are still hoping Jared Jeffries develops an interest, however belated, in basketball.

+1

Bill Simmons doesn't need to be drunk to end up with a Napkin in his mouth.

Well, at least someone finally found something edible at Denny's. I'm treating this more like a Public Service Announcement.

Missed last night, but congrats! It's about time!

Today in stories you don't have to read even the entire headline:

At this point, it's been marinating in army sweat and drying out, every day, for those same couple years. It's kind of like the world's grossest jerky at this point.

A community group led by one Nigel Tufnel, though pleased with its progress to date, is already pushing for next year's jerseys to go up to 12.

This must be torture for the players and the fans themselves.

+2 bungas

Good thing he got 23. I hear 24 is vacuous, irrationally grounded, impossibly slanted to the right and basically just hour after hour of torture over the course of a season.

a scrappy 1-1 draw this weekend

Yeah, glad y'all all jumped on this with me. I don't DUAN much usually, because it so often makes me feel so old, but this was fun!

The only time I liked it was when Kobe announced it in the All-Star TV intros. I'm not a Kobe guy, but he made it sound pretty awesome. Then other people started doing it more on TV, and it was awful.

Man, that last Durant shot just defines "dagger." Incredible.

I feel like Westbrook takes a lot of shit for his decision-making, but I have to wonder what the hell he's working with as a foundation over there. He and Durant just make their own shit work half the time, because there's nothing else evidently in mind. Reminds me of Mike Brown with LeBron.

That was brutal. Don't know who just missed the next one, but that can't happen either.

He's made some magic out of shit in the 4th and every overtime though. But I hear you.