Man, that's the thing. I always just include the first Wu-Tang in any "favorite" list so I don't have to try and rank the solo albums, cause it's fucking impossible. One day, I'm all about Cuban Linx; the next it's Tical; the next it's Supreme Clientele or Fishscale. It's just a nightmare.

I'll give you Run-DMC. It's funny though. As much as I respect them, I have a hard time actually listening to them now. Just hasn't aged well. I'd be more forgiving, but other early stuff like Kane, Jungle Brothers, Eric B & Rakim and KMD aged so well. Granted, all that stuff's like the NEXT step from DMC, but it's…

I used to have an awesome Arnold workout record from the early 80's. He's leading workouts over ridiculous Journey and Blue Oyster Cult songs and shit. The most surreal part though is that "It's Raining Men" is one of the tracks. So Arnold voice is yelling things like "Bend over with your torso parallel to the floor,…

Let's jack this thread (not out of disrespect, great question). We got Redman, Meth and NaS already represented though. Top 5 East Coast hip-hop albums:

FUCK YES.

Awesome. Obviously, I of all people would support this. I always thought it would be sweet to use "Halftime" by NaS. Come in on the 2nd verse (at 1:17-ish on the video). "It's like that / You know it's like that / I got it here, now you'll never get the mic back / When I attack there ain't a army that could strike…

Nice. Always loved that track.

Nah man, I was kinda secretive about digging her until she did the Nick Cave duet and figured at that point I could just be out with it. No regrets.

Nah, hadn't heard that, but pretty sweet! Have a soft spot for Kylie to begin with. Thanks!

Classic.

... so you can't sit here and assume they're going to be able to stay in a hotel for a month and a half.

It's never easy to know whether or not it's the speaker being awkward or the studio assistants screwing up the cards. From here though, it sounds like he needs his aides to get better.

Like most Boozers emerging from a second-round slumber, Carlos attributed his return to form to the healing powers of coconut juice, Emergen-C and a huge tray of greasy-ass chili-cheese-fries. It's still unclear how much of his slump he actually remembers, but was quick to describe it as "totally fucking epic, bro."

Nah, the origin of the burrito thing goes back to Drew from the one time ESPN opened Simmons' column to comments, and Deadspin naturally bum rushed it. It's long gone from ESPN, but they republished the comments here. Really hard to read, but worth it. Drew lays down the money shot at the end:

Jesus. What is Kidd now, 0-342 on 3's? STOP TAKING THEM. DIRK FUCKING NOWITZKI IS ON YOUR TEAM.

But why didn't you use Sarah Jessic...[FAAAARRRRRRRRRRRT]

Artest always had a hard time keeping up with the dance steps when "Tootsie Roll" came on at a party.

HA! Perfect, thanks.

Not Pictured: Lawnmower

I honestly think it would've been cool to see none or all of the players elect to not show up.