Awesome.

Red Lobster does claim to have invented popcorn shrimp, after all.

I missed this earlier, and it's awesome. +1

+1 tongue bath

Interestingly, if you play film footage of The Catch exactly in reverse, you see a Luis Castillo career retrospective.

HA! As a huge Ventura fan, I adore this.

There are, after all, only so many Dan Snyder-grand piano masturbatory scenes I can process.

"And don't ever use the word 'enjoy.' Ever."

even Little Leaguers think they have to play it cool these days.

Dustin Pedroia has stated repeatedly that he has absolutely nothing to do with the Pedo Noir.

+1

For the 6th straight year, the Golden State Warriors are "the most Influenza'd" NBA team. The problem as always: not enough shots to go around.

You've clearly never seen Geddy handle a 20-sided die.

This is cute and all, but not half as exciting as Nancy Kerrigan's Hammer Brothers routine from back in the day.

But, due to the machine malfunctioning, or perhaps being fiddled with by Kevin Seitzer and Jason Kendall, he got it at 92.

Trankov and Volosozhar were generally pleased with their performance, but were inexplicably pissed about the lack of fireworks at the end.

Jason Whitlock, on the other hand, is more of a maxi-colon enthusiast.

Music DUAN

Hey, take the credit. Your replies were better than what I had. That IHOP bit slayed me, and I don't know if anyone saw it. Figured I'd be seeing a star on you by now. Soon I'm sure.

NYC folks: cancel your gala plans