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Please Stop Grabbing Our Boobs?

Shit, I was surprised no one had dropped a bomb on that yet by the time I saw it. I can't get here in time for much very often these days. It did make me realize how much I miss all the hoopla in the comments when the site does something controversial (or in this case, silly and stupidly misinterpreted I suppose).

Holy shit, that's about the funniest thing I've ever fucking seen! Thank you.

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Damn, I missed this before. +1 and welcome back!

Thanks for continuing to exist, Front Row.

Personally, I prefer chicken burritos with guacamole on the side. I understand some people are more into the guac INSIDE the fajita, but I consider that rookie shit. It's better to have something to dip a burrito into. It slows down the whole process and allows you to choose with each bite whether the next should be

Yeah well, whoever wrote that really needs more titties in his life

That's excellent. +1

When AJ sees the phrase "$ tiff," he starts yearning for another Josh Hamilton relapse.

What does the noted strikeout pitcher do? Loses his control and throws a "pseudo-masterpiece."

This reminds me of the 7,000,000 times LeBron James made Scott Raab do the journalism equivalent of a belly flop.

"I'm not a doctor but I'm guessing it's something I've had my entire life."

Glad you found time to reply though. And yet, for someone so busy, that semicolon seems grossly inefficient.

Thanks! I feel silly for having typed that much, but if I read one more PBR joke from someone presumably living in a place where a 6-pack of anything else doesn't cost almost twice the minimum wage, I'm going to puke.

1) You do shit like that on any rush hour train, people are going to ignore you or come straight after you. Not because they're too cool or unpatriotic, but because you're being a loud, obnoxious dickhead in a crowded, claustrophobic and generally extremely uncomfortable location. And yeah, most people are going to

...and no, it doesn't improve reception.

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Yeah, I have a feeling you and I have a bunch more coming on this. If the edit option stuck around just 5 minutes longer, I might have backed out. I completely agree with you though. If this is any other country, I can already hear our own talking heads saying things like, "look at these animals" and other such