I'm with you man. There's a difference between feeling pride and relief and whatever else at the lifting of a great emotional weight, and celebrating like we just won something. We didn't win anything; we just killed someone. I'm trying not to be too judgmental of how people manage their emotions on this, since I…

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Isn't It About Time MLB Takes Over The Mets?

If anyone's ever been confused as to why most of us here roll our eyes when you make a San Francisco/homosexuals joke, go read the comments on "The Blaze" for that Roger McDowell article. See, you don't want to sound like those assholes, do you?

Thank you, anonymous Orioles employee.

I'm not gonna mess around with where the money comes from, OK?

Awesome.

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Somebody Poisoned The Family of NC State's Adorable Wolfpack Mascot

"Hey, you know what song I love but haven't heard at the arena in a while? Remember that song 'Mambo Number Fi——-"

Stayin' alive: the Nuggets.

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I loved this. +1

At least one writer was taken aback by Gutierrez abruptly stopping an interview and awkwardly hobbling toward the mens room, saying he had to "abandon a yard."

Yep, that was the joke.

He exchanged 33 text messages and phone calls with Pryor himself.

"If my momma was on the court, I'd hit her too."

Chris Fucking Paul! Good god, that was a masterpiece. That one moment when the Lakers stole the inbounds pass from him and he immediately ran right back over and stole it back from Fisher like it was just simply his ball by right, then dished to Ariza for the layup. Just wow.

And in case you're not a hoser...

You know that being labeled as "sketchy" is a virtual death sentence for your penis..