BO KNOWS BASEBALL. BO KNOWS FOOTBALL. BO KNOWS NOT TO DISSEMINATE WITHOUT EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT. BITCHES.

This would've been far more intriguing if Dallas hadn't, you know, WON GAME 2.

Is no point guard safe from Nicki Minaj's candy-colored backside?

+3 hours this semester

Ratings for the New Orleans Hornets and Toronto Raptors were unavailable.

How did you find that picture up there? Every time I google "kiss-cam," I just get grainy videos of Peter Criss making cat noises and masturbating with his own tears.

Fantastic. +1

Your memory doesn't distinguish the shitty from the awesome.

There would be no words here if I could approve this the way it's supposed to work.

You know when you're watching golf...

Seven years of this shit, and that's what they got him on — evading a question he ultimately answered.

+1

I appreciate the tip, but I'm suddenly much more concerned with trying to find a way to make "the Canadian portal" some kind of dirty slang term.

In a related story, Seattle area parents are very upset that their cheerleader daughters were used to promote anarchist sentiments and encouraged to "load up on guns."

Great. No edit button available above for some reason, though perfectly fine down here. Sorry for the bold.

"LOOK OUT FOR NO. 11"

Ronny Turiaf brings his extra mustard in the playoffs.

This is a nice change of pace, since only incest stopped the last several thousand NASCAR success stories.

He told reporters that "comments" have been made — presumably by his competitors — that "have kind of set a little fire underneath me."

It's hard to imagine any self-respecting Phillies fan.