from an rec league moron?

Can anyone give me 2 good reasons to feel "guilty" about taking pleasure in this? It's fucking Tom Brady fucking crying. This may be the most guilt-LESS pleasure I've enjoyed in a decade.

I love this. +1

The lesson here, for our proud democracy: In Canada, they do not allow their sports and their politics to mix

"minimum wage plus the price of a used Flip Cam."

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The LAPD says they'll flood the stadium with uniformed officers to restore some semblance of peace.

Actually, this was one of the more raucous tour after-parties once Nash and Young left.

I haven't seen this much chicken-choking while watching a blonde sideline reporter since...oh, never mind.

We hear blogs still sell ads!

in much the same way you avert your eyes whenever a cat starts licking its own asshole.

a parking valet at the Fontainebleau Hotel's LIV nightclub and zero Miami Heat players.

"Take the vehicle, I have 10 more," [Iverson] reportedly told Durham.

The President is on ESPN! YOU BROKE THE SEAL...

you may hear someone (probably Craggs) include a political reference while talking about something sporty because they think it's relevant, or whatever.

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Trying to keep up with international trends, the NBA abruptly announced a cumulative suspension of Kevin Garnett for 320,000,000 games.

I've been helping A-Rod prepare for impending fastballs for years.

I've also heard that four minutes of porn can get you free tickets to Saints and Nets games.

I seem to remember a similar standing offer in the Pat Burrell days.